A Quickie. (In the essence of TiMe)

2 things you may not know about me?

1) I usually moan out loud at least one time when I'm eating white rice w/ butter and salt. (Re-reading this, I realize this is a very WHITE thing to do.)

2) I always set the microwave to 1:11, never 1:00. - see below.

If you're confused as to why, I'll make you feel a little dumber by explaining it. (I'll cheer you right back up at the end, don't worry.)

I've calculated the effort of moving my finger down to the '0' in regards to keeping it on the '1' is not worth my time. When comparing the difference 11 seconds makes on a hot dog, it's negligible to the amount of time I'm saving by clicking 1 three times quickly.

Add up all that time I've saved.

And TIME, my friends, is not only ALL YOU HAVE, but it's the most VALUABLE THING you have. Every MOMENT counts.

Cherish it. Value it. Use it Wisely. Don't Waste It.